AirZooka

Perfect for the Ultimate Cube Safari -- hunt down and blast cube mates, managers, office dogs, and marketroids with a harmless (yet somehow satisfying) blast of air.

Watch out for the VPs with bad rugs, though -- the AirZooka puts out quite a powerful ball of air and dishevling the upper echelon's synthetic doo might just prove a Career Limiting Move.

NOTE: This is NOT a stealth weapon. Unless the person you're going after has suffered a significant hearing loss or has the Ramones cranked up on their headsets, they are going to hear the sonic boom* emitted by the AirZooka. It may take them a startled moment to pinpoint the origin of the sound (and thereby the airball), but pinpoint it they will. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Price: (at the time of this review)
$15.99 (purchase earns you 275 Geek Points -- good for discounts and special offers)

Resources

• AirZooka at ThinkGeek

*Please note that the use of the term "sonic boom" is pure hyperbole -- the AirZooka puffball of air does not actually break the sound barrier.